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demonhighbinder asked: "avengers-in-the-impala-with-johnlock-and-the-tardis-attack on-home-free-stuck-ouran-dangon-destiel"

im going to vomit

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gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.



misssunshine597 asked: "A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!""

hAHAHAHADHDDGDSFSS I CANT BREATH

posted 2 days ago with 1 note

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sousuke-is-in-love-with-rin:

eziocauthon89:

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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thomas sanders and lele pons are the only ones that matter


Why am I even on facebook

Why am I even on facebook

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ohana-means-famiree:

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americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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Anonymous asked: "For princess peach, being the nerd I am, I can tell you her hips do more damage than the falcon punch"

HO LY SHIT ARE YOU SERIOUS

posted 3 days ago with 2 notes